Sooner or later

             A thief with a long record was brought before the judge.

             Judge: Have you ever stolen things?

             Thief: Oh, now and then.

             Judge: And where have you stolen these things?

             Thief: Oh, here and there.

             Judge: Right. Lock him up, officer.

             Thief: Hey, when do I get out jail?

             Judge: Oh, sooner or later.